awesomephilia:

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

(Source: dutchster, via automatically)

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via automatically)

(Source: stilinskis, via lifeaspatricet)

lexlifts:

thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

this fucking hit me like a fucking train 

(via automatically)

(Source: movea, via mevsthehighway)

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via automatically)

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via automatically)

trifleofthemind:

teen-worf:

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

#long answer: fuck no

(via mistersherlock)